Methane Mistress

Methane Mistress is an underground multigenre producer and a micro-celebrity DJ and raver from Austria. She mostly known for her Gorenoise, HardTekk, Goregrind, Pornogrind, Slam Death Metal, HexD + her unique mixing and production style. Methane Mistress is currently signed to a label that currently is unknown due to her profiles being banned from an album cover that apparently was not properly sensored. Methane Mistress has been making music and noise since 2015 and released her first album, of the gorenoise genre in 2016 by the help of her brother as revealed in an interview.

John: Just found Methane Mistress' 2021 tracks after 2 years of searching!

Jane: You get no hoes.

by Lollyhead April 20, 2023

Mistress of Honor

A person acting as the principal attendant of the bride during all phases of the wedding process while simultaneously being romantically involved with the bride and/or groom.

Theirs was a marriage of convenience. The groom was well aware that the bride and the mistress of honor were sleeping together while flavors of wedding cake were being discussed.

by guerrillafemme August 10, 2010

Anal Miscreant

one who is a habitual anus poker.

See: Dan VJ

one should avaoid highway rest stops and Tampa bedrooms decorated butterfly style or they face the dangers of an anal miscreant.

by I'm Rick James, bitch! March 17, 2004

mistry

the best damn surname in the world bitch from the best damn people in the world the HINDUs

hell yea

"yo that ketan MISTRY rocks"
"i know and you know what, hes a hindu"
"damn he has it all"

by Ketan ###MISTRY### January 15, 2004

Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.

"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"

by Voogoins March 1, 2008

mistro

male version of a mistress

got laid by my mistro last night

by lsquared7 March 2, 2011

MISTRESS

<ORIGIN> from the Old French maistresse, from maistre 'master'

Noun
1) - a woman in a position of authority or control.

<special usage> a woman who is skilled in a particular subject or activity. (possibly sexually)

2) - a woman having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married man.

<special usage> a woman loved and courted by a man

3) - a woman that is the dominating role in a dominate/submissive relationship or arrangement.

1) - She is always the mistress of the situation.

2) - Donna thought her husband had a secret mistress she didn't know about.

3) - My 'slave' knows that if he disappoints his mistress he will surely be punished.

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by N8mare13 October 11, 2012