A dance move, mainly used by men who can't dance, in which a guy stands fairly still with one arm raised high and bounces his arm and head in sync while slowly rotating. This move usually works best for guys while they are in the middle of a crowded dance floor.
Person 1: Yo! Look at Christian out there doing the Mississippi Lighthouse!
Person 2: Pfft, no wonder he’s not getting any shorties.
Person 2: Pfft, no wonder he’s not getting any shorties.
by Madman_33 October 18, 2008
Get the Mississippi Lighthousemug. by Keenan15 April 11, 2010
Get the Mississippi Steamboatmug. When you are titty-fucking your sister and right after you blow your load, you use one hand to hold her tits together while you rock backward and rip a huge fart through her cum-covered tits, making the sound of a steamboat horn and spraying her face like she were riding on a steamboat in heavy surf.
by Missy Steambizzle May 28, 2016
Get the Mississippi Steamboatmug. this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.
"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
by bobmanob March 11, 2009
Get the mississippi monoclemug. Last night Lindsey and I wanted to do the only thing she had never done, so we made a Mississippi Poptart.
by Alex Ant June 1, 2009
Get the Mississippi PopTartmug. It is when you have diarrhea and you eject your watery feces all over your partner during intercourse. The diarrhea has a muddy appearance and is slippery (like a slip ‘n’ slide) which is why the term “mudslide” is used.
by David Cantonicle September 19, 2006
Get the mississippi mudslidemug. when you are holding in a fart during whoopi and then the fart sneaks out often in a high pitched squeal during climax leaving your partner stinky and in most cases unsatisfied.
man i was having sex last night and everything was going well until i hooked her up with a mississippi climax.
by nortinton August 3, 2009
Get the mississippi climaxmug.