Miracle Whip

When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.

Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.

Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?

by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010

Miracle Plug

Baby pacifier

baby pacifier is a miracle plug

by samwise13 August 17, 2012

Miracle Beer

A beer you didn't know you had until it was ALMOST too late.

Man, I thought I ran out of beer. I happened to look behind the milk and I found one last beer, the miracle beer.

by MickeyESA August 29, 2015

miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters July 4, 2016

Miracle Poo

When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.

You were quick mate, are you sure you wiped?
Yeah mate, just had a miracle poo.
You lucky bastard!

by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017

Miracle Whip Faggot

An extraordinary closing event in a cutting match that shuts your opponent right the fuck up.

Hey man do you remember when Cole Biscuit got slammed at the fish bowl like a Miracle Whip Faggot.

by Jobesd April 6, 2021

Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021