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Aunt Mildred

The go-to name Americans use for their aunt, or other distant female relative, when they don't want to use a real name.
Last Christmas my Aunt Mildred got me a sweater and mittens.

Joe's Aunt Mildred has seventeen cats and eats nutra-grain bars for dinner.
by Saint of San Diego2 September 4, 2009
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Celtic Minded

Celtic Minded (commonly pronouced ra sellic minded) is the term used to describe certain sections of the Celtic support. While anybody can support Celtic, to be a fully accepted member of the Celtic "family" one must meet the following critera :-

1. Catholic - This is a must , although one does not need to be practising (indeed the vast majority are not) to be fully accepted into the Celtic "family" one must allege to follow the man in Rome

2. Irish - One does not need to actually be Irish but to be fully accepted one must profess a love for the country of Ireland (even more than one's own country). Extra points are awarded for having a link to Ireland regardless of how tenuous that link may be (having a pint of Guinness is often enough)

3. Hate Rangers - Again this a must. To be fully accepted into the Celtic family one must display a hatred of all things Rangers related. This hatred must be put before the love for one's own team

4. Hate the UK - Another essential trait of the Celtic Minded. Depsite the fact that the vast majority of the Celtic Minded family have a United Kingdom of Great Britan and Northern Ireland passport to be fully accepted one must display a hatred for all things British

5. Hate The Queen - Plus points will be granted for a good old hatred of Her Majesty The Queen. This goes hand in hand in hand with the next point

6. Hate Proddies - Simply put, being Celtic Minded mean's one must show a dislike for those of the one truth faith.

Extra point's are awarded for showing affection to known woman and baby killers The IRA

Jock Stein is a prime example of one who , despite helping Celtic to become the first BRITISH team to win the old European Cup , was never deemed to be Celtic Minded. This can be seen in the fact that after he stepped down as manager he was only offered the lowly position of Head of the Celtic Pools. Big Jock Knew that he was better than this and refused the position

CelticMinded is also the name of a website that caters for those that meet the above critera. It is famous for stealing charity money to help fund the owners holidays and is in general a place that one should avoid
Aye wee Gordy, hes done ok, but he pyoor no Celtic Minded an aww rat, hes got tae go

See wee lennon by ra way. Hes pyoor pish but hes Celtic Minded and aww rat no, so bhoys go tae stay, a love lennon

A donated money to CelticMinded and mince hud a guid holidy
by Big Jock December 26, 2008
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close-minded

Any FFVII fanboys is close-minded
Normal person: There's no best game...
close-minded person: FFVII is the shit, it owns every other game in the world. Sephiroth owns all!
by Sabin Figaro December 14, 2008
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Dirty minded

Basically the whole civilization of this world
This world is dirty minded.

Oof I'm dirty minded
Ugh ur so dirty minded

Sarah: me and bob had...
Me: what did you have?

Sarah: we had everybody's dream
Me: which is what?
Sarah: SEX!!! Duh
Sarah runs of squealing.
Me: this world is dirty minded
by iamapperently88%awesome😱 March 14, 2020
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criminal minded

(verb) To solve a mystery or a unknown situation with knowledge learned from the show Criminal Minds.
Garcia criminal minded the situation of her lost fuzzy pencil by recreating and reliving the time when she had it in her custody, therefore remembering where she put it and solved the mystery.
by BAUFBIJETS April 22, 2011
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sexual minded

Ur dirty minded / no I'm sexual minded totally different
by Jdhdgdhsush March 11, 2018
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Empty minded

The empty minded guy was from California, a land where he thought you could trust everybody you meet, since everybody he met seemed perfect to him. People tend to continue to get other people to assume you trust each other if you don't ever think to tell anybody otherwise.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
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