mike

Mike is a name chosen by stupid persian guys who want to be american and are usually named Mohammad, or some other M name. they tend to be flashy but broke as hell, and try to pick up on mexican girls because they cant get persian pussy.
Hey that mike picked up on maria the mexican chick
by Behnaz February 27, 2008
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to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.
Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."

Jennie: I was but I was miked.
by Mr Stability February 04, 2010
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Miking

A tactical strategy in which a glorious ninja sacrifices himself to clear a path for his fellow ninjas by destroying a great many explosive red dots. *Origin: N+
"Thanks for miking all of those explosive mines so that we could get the key and pass through that one door" "No prob"
by Araballz January 25, 2009
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Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
by GREENYCREW September 11, 2007
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a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!
mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch
by mikeisanass January 08, 2010
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The act of hitting ones self in the groin region with a soca connector
He miking himself by the dimmer again. I swear he does it on purpose
by Waldodba December 07, 2018
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Mikes

the most astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding, dismaying, and disconcerting person ever.
Mikes is so dreamy *mouth waters*
by miminoto April 26, 2021
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