mike

to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.

Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."

Jennie: I was but I was miked.

by Mr Stability February 5, 2010

Miking

A tactical strategy in which a glorious ninja sacrifices himself to clear a path for his fellow ninjas by destroying a great many explosive red dots. *Origin: N+

"Thanks for miking all of those explosive mines so that we could get the key and pass through that one door" "No prob"

by Araballz January 24, 2009

miked

Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend

Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.

by GREENYCREW September 23, 2007

Mike

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!

mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch

by mikeisanass January 7, 2010

Miking

The act of hitting ones self in the groin region with a soca connector

He miking himself by the dimmer again. I swear he does it on purpose

by Waldodba December 7, 2018

Mike

An amazing tutor who is super nice and has a lot of friends, he is fun and caring and is SUPER smart(especially in mathematics and life) You want a mike as ur BFF

Mike: Hey BFF
Me: Hey back Bff

by UniMaid May 18, 2018

Mike

He is a big guy.... He loves to fish and pull out lunkers! He loves ridin quads and drivin trucks. He is a nice guy and a great buddy.

Mike is such a great guy, he catches so many fish.

by RealDefinitions5 May 24, 2018