Midgitard

(Mihj-ee-Tard) An individual on the shorter side who is not a Little Person, but is close enough to be questioned.

(Looking at a picture of Danny DeVito in skinny jeans)
Mark Fifton: Bro, that dude be hella Midgitarded
Zaquex: Yea hes a midgitard

Jersey Shores 'Snookie': Im such a midgitard
Zaquex: Word

by Mark Fifton February 12, 2010

koon midi pool nagiri

when a horny person wants to fuck someone but they dont have any money on them so they say "koon midi pool nagiri"

yousef koon midi pool nagiri

by Ail rezaei February 26, 2020

real like madrid

being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid

guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now

by chocolate fever September 23, 2011

Real Madrid

A "has been" team..... they can't keep up with barcelona. a team full of dutch, and also known for their idiotic racist & fascist fans.

favorite team of the fascist francisco franco. who used to buy them anything.

also known to be a corrupt team that owns MARCA (spanish media)

person #1) hey, barcelona are faaaaar better than REAL MADrid.
person #2) yeah, franco isnt here to buy them all the tropies he used to.
person #1) hahahahahaha yeah, you're right!
person #2) did you hear? they just siged their 11th dutch player.
person #1) hahaha....
person #1) hey, do you think they will still sign cristiano ronaldo & kaka next summer?
person #2) hahahahahahahaha are you serious? not a chance!!!!!
person #2)hey, lets go watch a REAL team (barcelona). the game just started....

by cataluyaIsaNation January 28, 2009

midbie

A cross between a newb and a reg. Much smarter than n00bs, and have been on a certain board longer than newbs.

That midbie has been on for 4 monthes.

by Orbi March 21, 2004

midgie

Another way to call a person short.

Me: Hey look at that guy. He sure is short.
Friend: Gosh! He's a midgie!

by JLboy June 15, 2009

Christian Cornejo Madrigal

He is a fucking beaner who thinks he is the best fifa player. When he is not. He also thinks he is good at fortnite when he fucking sucks. What a fucking nigger.

Christian Cornejo Madrigal is not the best fifa player.

by Dude2464 June 18, 2020