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Mike

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!
mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch
by mikeisanass January 7, 2010
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Mike

Such a big bean that will always make his lover(s) happy
Mike is so cute
by Yourlordandsavioursatan December 14, 2019
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Mike

Mike is a friend you can often depend on, and he's hot too. With caring blue eyes that will make your heart race and cute dirty blonde hair, it's hard not to fall in love. But watch out-- if you ask him out and he says no, your heart will shatter into a million pieces. He may be the most attractive guy in the grade, but it's a dangerous game to play with Mike.
OMG that guy just looked at me and I almost had a heart attack. He's such a Mike.
by access_6583 May 8, 2018
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Mike

a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.
Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.
by laurenlax437 October 16, 2019
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Mike

Mike Pace specifically brings a little bit of texture to the work place where everyone else is plan and flat.
by rock55on41 May 27, 2017
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Miking

The act of hitting ones self in the groin region with a soca connector
He miking himself by the dimmer again. I swear he does it on purpose
by Waldodba December 7, 2018
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Mike

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by anonymous May 1, 2021
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