Road Milking 

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.

My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.

Road Milking by Stingyjack December 17, 2009

Jesus Table-Making Christ 

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.

"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"

Jesus Table-Making Christ by Drew M. November 28, 2006

making smoke

Farting while walking.

Picture the fart being visible, then it would look like when battleships or tanks would make smoke to obscure themselves in battle.

Dude, I was making smoke on the way to the elevator and when I turned around I notice the boss was following me the whole way. AWWWKward.

making smoke by Bdoserror April 19, 2011

making things hot 

Making things obvious

Jack's face got red as he said:"we didn't steal anything"

Jonathan whispers: "hey bro you're making things hot!"

making things hot by Blooperscooper March 1, 2017

Midinger

Mix Middle and finger together and now you a nice insult! Now you don't need to raise your middle finger if your old and crippled. This is what it means: Your the reason God created the middle finger

Aye yo! (random person name) your a midinger!

Midinger by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 10, 2020

making lemonade out of lemons 

Making the most out of a shitty situation, or do the best you can with the hand youve been dealt.

When life gives you lemons, start learning how to be Making lemonade out of lemons

making lemonade out of lemons by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021

Mskingbean89 

The best person that has ever been created

Girl 1: have you read Ally the young dudes by Mskingbean89?
Girl 2: *enters from different state* I heard the word mskingbean89

Mskingbean89 by Mskingbeanstan October 6, 2021