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Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.
I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?
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metric fuckton

Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.
The price is 2 metric fucktons.
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metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.
Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!
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super metrical

beats in rhythm lined up in a bad-assery way.
more symmetrical than a linear line.
that beat was super metrical it made me kloog my pants. (see kloog)
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Agenda-based metrics

Facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion.
His agenda-based metrics don't allow you to consider any other possibilities!
by Shputz August 23, 2011
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Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.
- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.
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English-o-metrics

Use of a mathematical model in the English language.

It is customary to write items in a series with required articles. For example, we write 'a book, a pen, a rubber and a bag'. Mathematically speaking, the article 'a' is common to all the items. So put in a mathematical format, it would be like 'a (book, pen, rubber and bag)' and would be 'a book, pen, rubber and bag' with the removal of brackets/parentheses. (However, mathematics does not allow this.) Both expressions are acceptable.

Suppose we write 'a book, a pen, an erasure and a bag'. Here, the article 'a' cannot be taken as a common factor because there is 'an' before 'erasure'. So it would be wrong to say 'a book, pen, erasure and bag'.
English-o-metrics is a hypothetical branch of linguistics.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 25, 2020
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