Metric Dozen

Metric Dozen : a group of ten items based on the fact that the metric system uses powers of ten to denote quantities.

This a ten count package of doughnuts - a Metric Dozen.

by wfukradio May 26, 2024

Metric

Positive remark; similar to cool or awesome but better

pizza? that's metric as fuck bro.

by metricasfuckthough August 20, 2018

Metrics Culture

A subculture gaining traction worldwide, brought about by the ever expanding technologies capable of monitoring performance and bodily functions. Metrics ostensibly meant to help individuals perform better, lose weight, sleep better or just feel better may impart helpful information but also feed a never ending spiral of performance obsession and weight loss fixation. Replacing intuition about one's own body with a set of numbers may move the individual further from reality than closer to it.

"My riding buddy can't even fart without checking his smartwatch, he's been swallowed by metrics culture."

by Laughing Goat August 2, 2025

Metric foot

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.

I need a six metric foot hole.

by Jaymax February 19, 2022

Metric Shitload

A unit of measurement, greater than a shit-ton, but less than a fuckton.

I can't get a job at the hospital here, this is a college town and there's a metric shitload of pre-med students applying there.

by theOneandOnlyNightHawk June 4, 2018

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Afety Metrics

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Afety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...
-Afety Metrics

by Genormous June 14, 2022