"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.
Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*
by Your Materfamilias December 24, 2018
A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.
Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
When a person is fucking their sister in the ass and during intercourse they spin their sister on their dick like a merry go round.
by phatman704 February 21, 2021
by Kyle ‘the fatty’ Davis November 26, 2019
by Judi Malnar March 05, 2005
A bunch of bitches locking arms in a circular pattern. Each dude then chooses his “horse”, they then proceed to rotate counterclockwise periodically.
Jeremy: Duuuuuuude you totally missed out bro. No joke there was a 20 person Merry-go-round at the party last night.
Timothy: SHIT man I had to work, that SUCKS!!!
Timothy: SHIT man I had to work, that SUCKS!!!
by TheSonOfFronk May 06, 2018
by The_Irish_Chicano June 25, 2012