basically means an Asian man going around robbing people while wearing $35 USD men’s cotton black underpants while holding a toy water gun and wearing fake balenciaga sunglasses with a broken grey beanie walking proudly down the street and spitting at people.
“Damn son, just got robbed by a fuckin chunk melon bruh, ain’t wanted no trouble with that guy.” said Bob.
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Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.
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usually a name for a walking goddess.
possibly one of the cooliest girls on the face of the earth. they are so much fun to be around, but a downsides is that they are too fine for you.
one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, funny, smart-mouth, talented, artistic, rioting, magic-weilding, punk, cute cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever.
actually...shes one in a million.
usually a name for a walking goddess.
possibly one of the cooliest girls on the face of the earth. they are so much fun to be around, but a downsides is that they are too fine for you.
one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, funny, smart-mouth, talented, artistic, rioting, magic-weilding, punk, cute cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever.
actually...shes one in a million.
yo man, check that chick out...wait, how do you pronunce her name again?
dude you seen Melonica today? Damn! she was fine as hell
you know Melonica? Lucky asshole.
dude you seen Melonica today? Damn! she was fine as hell
you know Melonica? Lucky asshole.
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