the gaming merchant

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The gaming merchant more like the gaming jesus

by SeenDizzle April 10, 2021

poop merchant

A studios or merchant that makes bad products yet these products make money for the studios/merchant.

Showtime, not normally a poop merchant studios, unveiled four awful seasons of Dexter (Seasons 5,6,7 and 8); these seasons made Showtime millions of dollars.

by wosgigwo November 14, 2013

Sausage Merchant

Slang/derogatory term for a male prostitute.

Tyrone got busted working the streets as a sausage merchant.

by Jesse502 May 8, 2008

Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.

Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.

by Quaddus March 31, 2009

Floaticorn Bottle Merchant

Someone that bottles a substantial lead in a video game.

OMG we were 5-0 up in this rocket league game. It’s now 6-5 in overtime. We’re such Floaticorn Bottle Merchants.

by Floaticorn November 13, 2021

Stephen Merchant

British director, writer, comedian, actor. Created the short film Seedy Boss for BBC which became The Office on BBC and later worldwide production and acclaim.

Writer/Director/Actor in Extras for BBC and HBO. Co-Producer of The Ricky Gervais Show Podcasts and HBO animations. Writer/Director/Actor in An Idiot Abroad 1 & 2 on Discovery Science Channel. Writer/Director/Actor in Life's Too Short, BBC and HBO; Standup Comedy Tour 2011-2012 UK and US Hello Ladies, many film credits including Hall Pass, Tooth Fairy, Gnomeo & Juliet, Run Fatboy Run, Hot Fuzz and other British TV appearances.

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by slabyrinth January 26, 2012

nonsense merchant

A peddler of nonsense.
Someone whose words have little or no sense and meaning, and who is senseless, foolish, or absurd

A nonsense merchant is someone who possesses expertise in the field of nonsense.

''Listen to that Eamonn spouting absurdities. He really is a nonsense merchant.''

by Gurney McGurnster November 20, 2009