Memory Abortion

When you see something you wish you had not seen.

I clicked the link and it was too late. Her giant hippo genitals scarred my eyes, and now I want a memory abortion.

by bloodchills March 9, 2011

memelyte

One who follows, produces, or spreads memes.

Memelyte: "Bobby you have to see this new video, it's pretty bad but it's already viral."
...moments later
Bobby: "That's so bad it's good!"

by 0xAnon June 19, 2011

Memory Orgasm

That point you remember a great memory. Kind of feels like a wave. good times . . .

"Oh my god Jessica I just remembered! It's all coming back to me now!!"- Girl #1
"Dude, you just had a memory orgasm" - Jessica
"I loved that time we first watched that movie" - Girl #1
"Just let it all come out" - Jessica

by maggieoxx February 19, 2014

Memory Event Horizon

The Memory Event Horizon is the point where the last person with direct experience of a historical event dies, leaving only second-hand knowledge of the event. Usually applied to wars as the veterans of each war pass away, but can be applied to any significant event that leaves a lasting imprint on a society. Once an event has passed its Memory Event Horizon it will forevermore only exist in history books and documentaries.

When the last U.S. veteran of World War I, Frank Buckles, passed away in 2011 the First World war passed the Memory Event Horizon into history.

by KaiserDunk February 25, 2014

memory spasm

The twitching reaction one gets when a person, place, or thing triggers an embarrassing flashback.

When I try to look for a baby pic for a TBT in my family's photo albums, I get so many fucking memory spasms.

by Beyonce's Bottom Bitch June 8, 2015

Memologist

A memologist is a person who creates memes and has mastered the art of memery and memology.

Oof 1: Oof! You're one of the greatest memologists of our time, Oof.
Oof 2: Oof! Thank you, Oof.

by NickiTheMemist September 22, 2017

memory recollection fragmentation

Only being able to remember particular fragments of memories or ideas from an earlier time where the context of such memories are no longer recoverable.

I had a really good idea last night, but can't seem to remember what it is. It must be a bad case of memory recollection fragmentation.

The guy has a really bad case of memory recollection fragmentation. It took all month to engineer the tissue to CPU membrane but forgot a critical step.

Old age produces memory recollection fragmentation. Most of our patients have trouble integrating life's memories into a coherent timeline.

by Ontological June 25, 2018