Mechanicsville

Mechanicsville, Va, 10 minutes out of Richmond. Need drugs? They're here, need a whore? They're..that describes Mechanicsville, boring place, called the ville as well

Yo I'm from the fan, where you from?
Well, i grew up in the ville

by flic September 18, 2004

mechanical pencil shit

When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.

One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.

This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.

Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

by pzeke August 14, 2011

Card Mechanic

A card cheat who specializes in sleight-of-hand manipulation of cards

1. Did you see that guy cheatng?
2. Yeah, he was a card mechanic!

by trkz December 6, 2003

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit

Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord

by Nuudul May 4, 2021

magazine mechanic

A magazine mechanic is an expert with JustAnswer.com, Pearl.com or anyone who pontificates officiously and inaccurately with a superficial veneer of knowledge, exposing itself when not quoting ver batim from a Google search.
BillyJr.

httpwww.justanswer.com/hvac/6cvkl-reset-heat-code-ruud-90-plus-furnace.html

BillyJr is such a magazine mechanic he spends an hour telling a customer to locate then bypass each limit,all 3
to see if power is coming back to board , why not jumper the hi limit terminals right next to each other on the circuit board?
he tells them to stick a pin through 2 wires to bypass a circuit, it is asinine!
Another example of a magazine mechanic

by Carlos Spiceyhiney November 24, 2013

quantum mechanics

A concept in physics concerning the counter-intuitive motion and mechanics of subatomic particles. Despite not applying to anything larger than an electron, quantum mechanics is often lamely invoked by pseudoscientists to justify whatever ridiculous phenomenon they are proposing.

"Psychic abilities are made possible by quantum mechanics"

by Zamzara October 24, 2007

The Mechanic

the mechanic is a sexual position where the guy slides under the girl like a mechanic under a car. she is on all fours and the guy is underneath. the guy bends his knees and puts his feet squarely on the bed. then pushed off his feet in order to thrust

Yeah bro she was going wild when i gave her the mechanic last night

by The Iron Chef 103 May 20, 2009