A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.
Friend: I have a Mathew
Friend 2 : oh really
Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...
Friend 2 : oh really
Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...
by Fat crackdad August 06, 2019
Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.
by Hauntedbytheghostofyou April 21, 2024
Mathew is a cool guy, could be a little roadman-ish but he's so cute it takes over that! He is the sweetest human being you will ever meet and is CRAZILY sexually gifted
by CARSON_HAS_RDJ November 01, 2022
by Mathew is gay March 06, 2020
Mathew also known as the gayest name a boy can have. Mathew is loud, energetic and does not know when to shut up. He is a disappointment. The newest generation also consider Mathew as the gayest name to ever exist.
Mathew would be a good name for a girl.
by Georgeyvejjebd677 July 27, 2020
by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019
Not it, don't be a Mathew
by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019