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mathew bury

A stupid fucking bitch who dyed his hair green for a week to look like the joker, this cock sucker has a subreddit called r/mathew_funny where his friends make fun of him for being the loser that he is.
by Coolbuffguy123 November 1, 2019
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Mathew

A skidibi Ohio Sigma who bags all the level 12 gyatts and Fanum taxes the beta who don’t edge nor goon
"You goon to much you’re like a Mathew”
by Civilxx May 7, 2024
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Mathew

His such an amazing soul anyone must rely on.Mathew is a tall strong guy with a strong heart
His a sports man he loves what he does.His God fearing and a responsible man who loves best He loves his friends n cares for them secretly .His a man of big dream his size doesn't coordinate with his dreams

Many girls yarn for him but his heart is closed for one un found one.his a super hero in his circle .Though he only cares when ur next to him in his thoughts
I really wish to get a Mathew for myself
His a real one
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Mathew

Stop it don't be a mathew
by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019
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Mathews

Mathews is a wonderful person to be around. They are loving and excellent in bed.
Mr Mathews went to the bathroom
by TheBabyPunisher November 22, 2021
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Mathew

A person who loves talking about people who are top and bottom heavy
Mathew is a dirty person
by Oldmantu November 21, 2020
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Mathew Bagley

a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater

in such flexible ways
Mathew bagley stop jackin off with yo two centimeter defeater ass
by Dr. Cuminstain March 26, 2022
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