Ass Mass

A place of worship (Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc) that attracts an inordinate amount of good-looking, young professional types with a reputation as the place to go go to hook up for both spiritual and booty worship.

You're at an Ass Mass when the kneeling segments entail dozens of women simultaneously reaching back to pull down their shirts to hide tattoos, and pull up their low riders to cover their thongs

by -vMAN- December 3, 2009

mass texting

When a text message is sent to multiple contacts within a phonebook.

Kevin: Melanie just texted me and was like, "What's up?"... I thought she said she had plans and couldn't hang out tonight.

David: Yeah, I got that, too.

Lacey: WTF?! I'm so sick of her mass texting and leaving me out!

David: Guess we know why she didn't want to hang out tonight...

by Alyk March 4, 2009

carrier mass

The equivalent of an instant win.

You must build additional pylons!
The Carrier has arrived!

by Meep-Man May 28, 2004

Mass Debate

To have a large argument with many people.

(a) Oh man, I was Mass Debating with my girlfriend and her friends. Boy, am I tired.
(b) I love having a Mass Debate.

by TalkingToYourKiller August 5, 2008

Mass Grave

A Blackberry Custard Piethat, when cracked open, reveals the bones of many gerbils. Also known as Spilling Fields and Kamir Spooge.

I've had so many mass graves come out of my bunghole that you could call me Poop Pot!

by Slick Dick Lick June 17, 2004

Mass Boracho

The act of getting smashed and doing fucked up shit with you buddies.

"Johan asked Nate if he was ready to get mass boracho tonight".

by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008

mass cunting

The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present

Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were

by The smedders wrestler July 25, 2018