Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023
Get the Mason mug.Mason is Gay
by HeyDaddySuckMe July 8, 2023
Get the Mason mug.A blonde white kid with blue/green eyes and purple dye in the front. He is 4'8" and skateboards. His skateboard size is 8.0. He has red converse. He plays drums in a band called Freakout!. He also plays guitar, tenor saxophone, and piano. He also loves drawing anime and hentai. His favorite band is Slipknot. He loves heavy metal, punk, and grunge. He is a little snacc. He also has a hot friend named dylan. Their bros and have beat eachothers asses but would definitley kill for eachother.
Mason is a little sexy thang.
by jyrjhet.com November 3, 2019
Get the Mason mug.Mason is REALLY hot, has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Also AMAZING at sports. He will marry a girl named Taliah. He will have four kids named Mia, Sienna, Karma and koa. Him and Taliah went to school together and dated throughout high school. They got married at age 24.
by Hippo Dog Snowman January 19, 2021
Get the Mason mug.A boy,
beautiful.
his smile as sweet as candy,
his eyes the colour of innocence.
his hair so pure and bright.
no one is perfect, but I'm afraid he is.
I long for this boy to be mine.
beautiful.
his smile as sweet as candy,
his eyes the colour of innocence.
his hair so pure and bright.
no one is perfect, but I'm afraid he is.
I long for this boy to be mine.
by nikitab October 14, 2022
Get the mason mug.by addy_who? May 17, 2022
Get the mason mug.