Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.

MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.

by mpoppe August 24, 2009

manonayse

Another word for sperm, spunk, mangoo, jizz, splooge, nut, or plain ole cum.

When she looked at me with those dreamy eyes, I hit her right in the mouth with a big squirt of manonayse.

by Khaytsus March 17, 2009

Mannequin Wank

When you see a mannequin wearing some sexy article of clothing, go home, and have a wank.

Person 1: I was at walmart the other day.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.

by Squidissued October 19, 2019

majone

A term of endearment referring to a fabled man who lived in ballyfarnon.

"Where is majone?"

by Yuuuurtt November 24, 2019

What manner of sorcery was that?

1: adj - an unimpressive demonstration
2: adj - an embarrassing and unimpressive demonstration of "skillz"

Alan Rickman, after being told "i know ur ip lol epic win", and in the most sarcastic tone manageable, and drunk: "What manner of sorcery was that?"

by elvis aquilar August 15, 2013

mal-mannered

Lack of manners; impolite; lacking grace; rude

It is so mal-mannered to burp at the dinner table.

by Mr & mrs smith November 2, 2013

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020