The Spider-Man

An incorrect spelling of Spiderman used only by boomers and people using it ironically.

Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."

by SoshJam September 30, 2019

spider man

best halloween costume

spider man is just a sticky boyo

by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019

Spider-Man

*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time

Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time

by DF_Symbiote September 3, 2019

Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.

This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.

by MorningFey September 18, 2016

Spider man

Shoots sticky substances out

Spider man shoots sticky stuff in bed

by Polodakangaroo November 1, 2019

Spider-Man

An amazingly designed superhero with great villains, a (sort of) relatable and great story, and a great sense of humor

Spider-Man is one of, if not the best superhero out there.
Spider-Man will never kill.

by Dirty Larry Pinhead Dan January 4, 2021

Spider man

You pull your erect penis out of her vagina and place it on your forearm extending past your wrist, flick your wrist down while you ejaculate on her face

“Man last night me and my girlfriend were role playing and it was super hero night so I did the SPIDER MAN all over her face”

by Pyiter pocker January 22, 2021