Mallory

The most amazing, beautiful girl in the entire universe. She is sexy, hot, tall and super nice. I love her in every way possible. She is really really cool. Mallory is like, honestly, the best person and has the biggest heart.

David: Owww I hurt myself!
Mallory: Oh my gosh! I can help you don't worry.
David: Oh, Mallory! I love you so much!
Mallory: Why thank you ;) I love you, too!

by Mallory's lover December 21, 2008

mallory

Inexplicable. Describes a woman who is mean, bitchy, rude, and stuck up, yet beautiful, caring, funny, and loveable, all at the same time. She is an object of desire, lust, and adoration by all men (and even some women), and that of envy, jealousy, and hate by most women. She is amazing, in all aspects of the word.

"Wow that bitch was mean as hell. I want her. She's such a fucking Mallory. I have to get her number!"

by neverinyourdreams. November 10, 2006

mollow

To think or dwell on something until it is no longer possible to think about it.

"My boyfriend broke up with me two weeks ago. I've been mollowing ever since and now it doesn't bother me as much."
"Don't wallow in your sorrows, mollow in them."

by Inosolan October 28, 2006

marlowe

Someone who is extremely competitive and hates to lose.

The Angels had one good play, and the Marlowes threw a party.

by George Sabastian July 3, 2008

mallorie

Someone who is book smart, but still a dumbass.

Only a Mallorie could get an A+ on a math test and still walk into a door.

by Satan's Best Bud. September 2, 2007

maslowned

If you do something because of your Deficiency needs (see: Maslow's hierarchy of needs) and it comes back to bite you in the ass.

A: I was so hungry, I ate that old cheeseburger laying around here and now I got food poisoning!
B: You got maslowned!

A: I totally fucked that chick yesterday and here husband beat the crap out of me.
B: maslowned.

by cula December 5, 2009

Mellow Hack

The act of having one's account usually Facebook hacked by a friend and have them post falsities as a prank.

John Smith posts "Whenever I fart, I smell a strong presence of penis."

Jane Doe replies "Babe, you better have gotten mellow hacked, or we have to rethink this relationship."

by Poopshootsoup June 29, 2011