malaka

greek for 'wanker'
used often in a workplace where there is a majority of greeks present

worker1: YOU MALAKA!
worker2: heh ... yeh

by LaRgO October 19, 2004

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malakianism

1)the new cult named after the idol Daron Malakian.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.

I think I'm converting to Malakianism.

by lucy123 October 22, 2003

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Malky

Glaswegian word for a headbutt.

That was some malky he gave him, his nose exploded and then he hit the deck.

by Malcom the Malky July 31, 2013

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malay lie

Malay lie: n. (1) A statment that is manifestly untrue, but one which the speaker nevertheless asserts is true. (2) A statement that one believes, on good grounds is untrue, but the speaker maintains is true. Proof that the statement was in fact a lie will only come after costly reliance is placed on it. (Origin: the word evolved amongst English speaker debaters following visits to Malaysia where daily life was made impossible thanks to the many lies encountered, hence the development of the "Malay lie".)

Unsuspecting Western passenger, used to relying on honesty as the fabric of society ("UWPUROHFS"): To the KL Towers on the meter please.
Taxi Driver: The meter is broken.
UWPUROHFS: But you just used it for the last passenger.
Taxi Driver: I don't speak any English.
UWPUROHFS: I said I can see the meter is working
Tax Driver (turning off the meter and hitting it): It's broken, see?
UWPUROHFS: That's a "malay lie"!

by Bill Bass October 20, 2005

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