The most powerful handgun in the world undisputedly, it bends the .44 magnum over a bathtub and rapes it. With its 8-3/8-in. barrel, the overall length of the Model 500 is 15 in. and the empty weight is 4.5 pounds. The cylinder alone is almost 2 in. in diameter and approaches 2.25 in. in length. Thumb the cylinder open and five charge holes await. Each is 1/2 in. in diameter, and the .50-cal. cartridges they hold are almost 2 in. long. Load five of them and the total weight of the handgun climbs to 5 pounds.The .44 mag reaches at max 1900ft. The model 500 reaches up to 2600ft.
Dirty Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world
Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.
Hirty Harry: You bastard.
Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.
Hirty Harry: You bastard.
by Da Money March 17, 2005
Get the MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVERmug. Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.
So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.
... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.
So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.
... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.
So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
by PeterTosh February 10, 2012
Get the MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVERmug. by TrashPanda81 February 16, 2022
Get the Magnum PImug. A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023
Get the Magnum hard onmug. This is the type of guy who would steal your glass of orange juice. He's just a dick. If you get to know him he can be very nice and will cherish you. The one he chooses to love will get all of his affection, they are pretty lucky to have a magnum grundy.
by _asian.boi_ August 7, 2018
Get the magnum grundymug. 
An adjective that holds more power than a word such as “great” or “grand,” but that is not as meaningful as a word such as “magnificent” or “extraordinary,” for example; almost like a middle ground between the two. It can also refer to something or a number of things that are notably large in number.
The detailed report was absolutely magnumous, and the team’s few weeks of hard work was clear in the amazing final product.
As a result of the unusually magnumous amount of rain going on recently, Susie’s ceiling has been leaking.
“I had a magnumous day today. I’m very happy, partly because I finally got promoted!”
As a result of the unusually magnumous amount of rain going on recently, Susie’s ceiling has been leaking.
“I had a magnumous day today. I’m very happy, partly because I finally got promoted!”
by Two Cats In a Trenchcoat March 30, 2024
Get the magnumousmug.