your mum

your mum/ya mum/yo momma is a comeback that if you say normally results with getting slapped. normally by a pikey.
it doesnt have to be a comeback, it can be said anywhere it makes sense.

Holly: so, what do you wanna do now?
Harry: your mum.
or
Holly: what did you do last night then?
Harry: your mum.

see? :)

by x rita x November 22, 2006

Morgz mum

Jill Hudson hates orphans and her son Morgz is a disease if you see this woman keep your kids away as she might spit on them aggressively . Sub2willne and stop this scary kiddy fiddler

random nine year old: Morgz mum is great
any decent person: Jill Hudson hates orphans and tries her best to spit on kids

by Ooooooggggglllllyyyyyy September 03, 2019

Tom's Mum

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.

Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.

by Fumita May 09, 2012

Phil's mum

;D~ a mum who holds the world record for having DNA tested every male , including horses, in the state of West Virginia.

DNA solutions gives Phil's mum 5% cash back and daily frequent spreader miles.

by PEWUWEP September 09, 2010

My mum

my mum needs, does and is a lot of things

You know who else needs supervision? MY MUM

by tom10861 September 11, 2014

ur mum

gae

ur mum gae

by Taytek May 21, 2019

Joe's Mum

Used as a term to refer to someone's Mother whom everyone has screwed at some point. In particular, anyone named Joe.

Guy 1-"LaTeX is so screwed." Guy 2-"Just like I screwed Joe's Mum."

by CMPTroll May 02, 2011