texas mitten

using feces as a lube when giving someone a hand-job

We didnt have any KY and sara was on her period so sara gave me a texas mitten

by matt rich May 11, 2006

Flag

Get the texas mitten mug.

busy-mittens

when you have too many items in your hands

Look at my busy-mittens.

by rebeculla July 04, 2009

Flag

Get the busy-mittens mug.

Stink Mitten

The name given to one's hand after it has accidentally or purposefully acquired a repulsive stench; often by running it between one's own (preferably) clammy ass cheeks, or by doing a bad fart on it.

Hey, smell my stink mitten.

by Daniel Tate January 31, 2008

Flag

Get the Stink Mitten mug.

Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

by RPalmzy July 07, 2020

Flag

Get the Kitten mitten mug.