MILDRED

Mom I'd Like to Do Repeatedly Every Day. This term was coined before the August 08 Refresh meeting in Miami, Florida when two expert web technologists spotted a hot mom with her young child.

Abe: "Do you think they're gonna talk about Web 2.0 tonight?"

Todd: "Whoah! Check out that MILDRED! Uh, yeah, and probably social networking too."

Abe: "MILDRED is perfect! MILF just does not fully describe her! I hate MySpace"

by Todd, friend of Abe January 19, 2009

Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

milad

awkward guy, pretty chill, defenitly aint no damn snitch, this mothas hard

ay i heard the cops got him, dont worry its strait hes milad

by anonlikeme August 12, 2012

Milkdisher

someone who feels compels to help out, and can sometimes be taken advantage of or expected to help out again based on previous assistance, like giving a cat milk in a dish outside your home, the cat will return.

Everytime she has a problem he feels the need to help her. What a milkdisher.

by DHS of the USA January 20, 2009

Mildenhall

Mildenhall is a market town in Suffolk, close to Newmarket and Cambridge. There are estate agents, takeaways and charity shops a-plenty in Mildenhall!! There is a US RAF base in Mildenhall, as well as being close to Lakenheath and Feltwell bases. Close villages include West Row, Lakenheath, Brandon, Beck Row and Freckenham to name but a few.

Man 1: Do you know where I can find myself a cheap little outfit for a night out?

Man 2: Yeah, why don't you try a charity shop?

Man 1: Hmmmmmm...but where to find a large selection of these shops?

Both Men: MILDENHALL!!

by Burgatroyd April 26, 2009

Mildrum

A rarely seen creature, the Mildrum has four limbs. The two legs are springy for bouncing, as that is how it travels. The two arm like appendages are often used for grabbing and snatching at things. It has very light hair and dark rings around its eyes.

If, by chance you do come across this creature, it makes a quacking-squeaking noise if you manage to grab it. During the mating seasons (spring and fall), the males are most attracted to females with long hair standing straight up on their heads.

Was that a Mildrum that just ran through the woods?!

by Prof. Frances Robert July 3, 2011

milkdick

When a penis is attached to an automatic milking device used on cows. This may seem like a pleasurable experience, however, it is very painful. Abbreviated as M.D.

Tim Hurley, M.D., has wicked milkdick from when he went to the farm the other day.

by The room mate June 9, 2011