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Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.
"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"
by mosha timja March 25, 2013
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matty healy

matty healy is a one of a kind specimen only found in the band the 1975. if you find him he will probably nick ur fags
"Omg I met matty healy and nicked my fags"
by loomisme September 27, 2023
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matty ice

matty ice can be a nickname for boys named Matt or Matthew, but boys with this nickname are pretty goated and they are normally really nice, but when he is mad he is going too mad and does not care much about what you have to say, he will trust you if you are close with him and he is hard to choice(doesn't know what to say or do is confused)
but guys with this nickname you will be lucky to be friends or more than that with him.
girl 1: im going out with matt

girl 2 : matty ice, LUCKY ASF
by audriiiii January 25, 2022
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Matty Grimes

Matty Grimes has the biggest dick on the planet.
by Minu123 April 18, 2022
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Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."
Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"
by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019
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Matti Bravo

Matti Bravo is very kind, sweet, and has a great sense of style. She has the BEST comebacks and don't ever get on her bad side. She's super talented at sports and in academics but she can be insecure.
Person 1: Matti the baddieeee.
Person 2: YEA AND MATTI BRAVO SO TALENTED
by BADDIE February 24, 2021
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