Ass Mass

A place of worship (Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc) that attracts an inordinate amount of good-looking, young professional types with a reputation as the place to go go to hook up for both spiritual and booty worship.

You're at an Ass Mass when the kneeling segments entail dozens of women simultaneously reaching back to pull down their shirts to hide tattoos, and pull up their low riders to cover their thongs

by -vMAN- December 04, 2009

mass texting

When a text message is sent to multiple contacts within a phonebook.

Kevin: Melanie just texted me and was like, "What's up?"... I thought she said she had plans and couldn't hang out tonight.

David: Yeah, I got that, too.

Lacey: WTF?! I'm so sick of her mass texting and leaving me out!

David: Guess we know why she didn't want to hang out tonight...

by Alyk October 27, 2008

carrier mass

The equivalent of an instant win.

You must build additional pylons!
The Carrier has arrived!

by Meep-Man May 28, 2004

Mass Debate

To have a large argument with many people.

(a) Oh man, I was Mass Debating with my girlfriend and her friends. Boy, am I tired.
(b) I love having a Mass Debate.

by TalkingToYourKiller July 13, 2008

Mass Grave

A Blackberry Custard Piethat, when cracked open, reveals the bones of many gerbils. Also known as Spilling Fields and Kamir Spooge.

I've had so many mass graves come out of my bunghole that you could call me Poop Pot!

by Slick Dick Lick June 17, 2004

Mass Mayhem

Referring to the mayhem thats occurs on the roads of Massachusetts and it's neighboring states. This is due to the fact that people in these states have overly-aggressive driving techniques that are rarely necessary, but often used anyway.

How was driving down to Massachusetts?
It was total Mass Mayhem.

by 5th generation Vermonta April 02, 2011

Mass Blocking

when you are blocked by a large number of people at once.

dude 1: hey dude this is weird, all of my contacts appear offline.
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!

by ICV May 28, 2009