Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?
Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas
Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas
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Nothing beats authentic Mexican food like that Taco Bell down in Uhrichsville mixed with a Midvale Margarita!
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I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
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After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
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