lumber

Glasgow word for hooking up with someone. It can range from just holding hands to kissing to heavy petting to sex.

She never took lumbers

by Ned Wood July 20, 2023

Slumber Lumber

A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.

Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story

by TheTrueStoryGuy May 8, 2014

laxative lumber company

A RARE BOI PAJ, NEVER SEEN BEFORE, DERVIEVED FROM THE LATIN WORLD THATCHERINA

you call all of our classmates are part of the laxative lumber company because they are boi pajs

by MS. LISA MAMAMAMMAAMAMAM April 16, 2021

Lumber Monkey

Derogatory slang used by Canadian meth heads.

Vince is a lumber monkey.

by Stanksodanky March 27, 2025

Lumbered

A state of being pure relaxation with no concerns or worries

Did you see how stressed out Ciara was at work? She's really not lumbered is she.

by Paralyzed_parrot March 23, 2023

Drift Lumber

A subset of driftwood including the remains of man-made wooden objects, such as, buildings and their contents washed into the sea during storms, wooden objects discarded into the water from shore, dropped dunnage or lost cargo from ships (jetsam), and the remains of shipwrecked wooden ships and boats (flotsam).

There is a lot of drift lumber on this beach.

by Athowhen October 20, 2012

Lumber jack

A girl that's just after wood!

That girl at the club was a total lumber jack she goes home with an new guy every night.

by Teacher Ted September 15, 2014