A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!
Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?
by £ltonB0y April 6, 2020
Get the Marcus Lorenzomug. Lorenzo Zurzolo was born in Rome, Lazio, Italy is one of the hottest men to ever exist, was casted as Niccolò Govender Rossi in the Italian Netflix series ‘Baby’ he is also known for Un passo dal cielo (2011), Don Matteo (2000) and Outing - Fidanzati per sbaglio
‘Lorenzo Zurzolo is the sexiest man on earth’
by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
Get the Lorenzo Zurzolomug. A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
Get the Lorenzo Stroke daymug. by Bakerone August 8, 2022
Get the Lorenzoingmug. Lorenzo Zurzolo is married to me
by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
Get the Lorenzo Zurzolomug. Lorenzo be our science teacher again please :(((((((
Lorenzo was best science teacher
by Nivedhhateclub July 18, 2024
Get the Lorenzomug. by Michael Cardenas January 28, 2021
Get the Lorenzo gomezmug.