Four Loko

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation
-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
by guitarboy7 August 04, 2018
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Four Loko

Me and the boys got crunked out on those four loko's last night. I nearly got alcohol poisoning!
by Rudolph's Victim January 06, 2024
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Loko Bad

What you look like when you have drank WAY too many four Loko's

When you are completely shitfaced
Wow you look like shit...you look loko bad
by zoe203203 April 05, 2011
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Soko Loko

This really cross eyed bald guy from the city of Stone
"Have you seen the cross eyed bald guy??????"
"You mean he has Soko Loko"
by Soko Loko January 02, 2023
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East Side Mesa Lokos

East Side Mesa Lokos, ESML, and EML is a Hispanic criminal street gang operated in East Mesa, Arizona. The color for this gang is Red, but also brown and black. Common gang signs for ESML are an E and an S for East Side, or an E for eastside and an M for Mesa Made. This gang is known for various crimes such as Robbery, Assault, and Murder.
Chris: Have you heard about ESML gang ?

Anthony: Yeah I heard East Side Mesa Lokos don’t play around
by LuisHernandezAZ February 26, 2024
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mufasa lokos

I’m big bro because Vivek thought mufasa lokos were real
by Bigbrohuzzy December 10, 2024
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four loko factor

the unplanned intrusion by four loko into your average night out plans. often leads to a really bizarre next day.
"bro i stood up my girlfriend last night but completely by mistake. i was getting ready for the date and sipping on my for loko. next thing i know im waking up on the lawn naked at noon the next day and my dog is licking peanut butter of my dick. its that damn four loko factor. what a sneaky bastard.
by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024
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