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Listorus

Originated from the name "Ms. Lister", an obscenly obese teacher of both the Latin and German languages in the state of Connecticut, Listorus may be used to describe an unnaturally old, monsterish, fat teacher or higher authority.
Ms. Fatssapotomus: "Alex, will you be a dear and run these papers down to the office? I can't support my own weight, so I'd have to sit down on a wheel chair if I wanted to move my curdeling, milky cheeks."

Alex: "Sure." *walks away*

Alex: *halfway out the door* "Fuckin' Listorus"
by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005
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Listerine Spitter

The act of puttin a tiny amount of listerine into your spitter to eliminate the old spitter stank
*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "

to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge
by Cip and Donaldson October 16, 2008
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listening juice

Alcoholic beverage, usually beer but not limited to it. Phrase usually used in context with uncomfortable situations, which require a lot of talking about feelings and such.
If we're going to talk about our relationship, I need my listening juice
by black boned August 3, 2010
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listerally

A word essentially meaning "really" clean. A clever cross between the words literally and the mouthwash brand Listerine.
Dude I just took like five showers... listerally...
by i.skim.by January 3, 2011
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Listamos

Spanish slang that exudes positive affirmation of being prepared as a group. A mantra, a movement...Can be used as a question to uplift an unprepared subject who is in need of readiness but can not garner the energy from oneself. Can be used as a greeting in some countries.
General: Gentlemen, are you ready?! Listamos?

Soldiers: “LISTAAAAMOS!!”
by NearPost February 9, 2020
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listed peek

unreactable peek
SHEESH that kid just listed peek'd
by cringefucker June 3, 2021
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listening to folklore

A: I'm listening to folklore rn.
B: Girl, who hurt you that bad?
by iamrv June 6, 2021
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