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lighter

Somebody with a BDSM bent who has lighted up an interest in it at well before puberty. In other words "as long as they can remember". An innate perv; somebody who really liked to be bound to the pole during play, or to be the one to tighten the knots. Statistically rare.

This trait is somewhat correlated with atypically rigid sexual objects or rituals of desire, as well as political advocacy for "perv rights". As in "no, I can't come until you impale me" or "you might as well fuck off if you can't deal with my feces".
"Dunno, she's just so into the stuff. Maybe she's a lighter or something."

"I just don't understand the thing with the needles." "Relax, that's just a part of him. He's a lighter."

"For the longest time I thought it was just for thrills, but then he told me he's actually a lighter."
by ssyreeni January 12, 2010
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lighteridge

A more jolly way of referring to a fagarette lighter.
Oi, pass us a lighteridge will ya?
by The Angel of the Odd May 13, 2005
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lighterblocked

When you accidentally almost light your girlfriend's boobs on fire while she badly wants to show them to you. After almost burning her boobs, she doesn't want to show them anymore and you're fucked.
This totally happened to a friend of mine who got lighterblocked while chillin' with his woman.
by tehc00kiem0nster July 26, 2011
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Lightening

Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018
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Purrfect Lightening

1. One who believes they know everything about anything.
2. Cannot spell their name right.
3. Doesn't shut up.
4. Has problems accepting their age.
I love to walk everyday. I pretend to know martial arts and often physically fight with my lover, who I met online. Man, I'm such a purrfect lightening.
by Professional Series August 23, 2004
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high lighter

the lighter that you use when you get high.
hey you got a lighter? no..... oh dont worry we got the high lighter in the bag.
by Matt fluffing Heady April 28, 2007
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White Lightening

The quickest way for an Arkansas boy to get his ass kicked!
ex. Aaron and James kept mouthing off, so they got beat down faster than White Lightening!
by White Lightening June 9, 2005
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