Leng thing

When two males from opposite worlds become conflicted with a similar conquest one described as a “ outnumbered ginger “ & the other a “ fat brown eyed boy “ must compete in a journey for “ queen leng thing “ affection.
It involved toe kissing , black fishing , cheating with many other conquest on live formation , a court case , false accusations of apologies , cat in the hat bed time story’s , tears of pain “ look at that photograph “ , Lack of “ walking out to him cause brown eyed boy got fat “ & a great best friend who is rather attractive MG. In the end queen leng thing decided her best move was to go for the best friend.

Don’t be a tommy or Patrick

Leng thing run !

by Bagsofcash January 20, 2021

LENG

1: can be used to describe something or someone that is good looking or tastes good, whether it is describing a scenery or a fine young gyal.
2: a weapon or the art of attacking someone successfully.

1: “Ayy mandem, check out the gyal dem over there...they’re raaaa leng I lie?
2: THAT’S HOW YOU LENG A MAN DOWN

by Manadem skanked June 1, 2021

Leng ting

London slang for a pretty girl

S: How’s things with your love life
E: Well they’re in prison

S: Really?
E: Yeah, still a leng ting though

by NextJen July 19, 2025

Leng

Used in slang to describe any sort of blade (used as a weapon). Some people use it to say someone's hot but that makes no sense.

Roadman 1: Bruv she's Leng

Roadman 2: The fuq u on bout blud she not a fkn shank.

by Mi$TaKen August 16, 2020

leng

Kranky kong.

Yo, that Kranky Kong character on Donkey Kong is hella leng.

by Krankykonglover April 14, 2021

Leng Zaddy

Used when someone is impeccable in that of face and personality. The highest of compliments - you cannot get any higher.

-“That Cabs guy is a proper Leng Zaddy”

by Eloise0194 January 5, 2023

leng

to be so undeniably gut wrenchingly horrendously pig bloody ugly. it’s most definitely not a good thing to be called leng.

yo see you’re mum yeah she’s LENGGGGG

by michaelangalo July 7, 2023