lemon whore

A whore that steals lemons

After she tried stealing my lemons I made her such my dick, damn lemon whores

by Chocolatecoveredwatermelon December 10, 2013

Combustible lemon

A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!

by beans lad July 26, 2011

Lemmy

God

"Who would win in a fight between Lemmy and God??"

"Lemmy"

"Wrong! Trick question, Lemmy is God!"

by Vigilante Punk January 7, 2010

Lemonade

Short for Liquid Hydrocodone.

gucci : dat lemonade in my cup homie

by drosk1727 January 19, 2010

lemon extract

The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.

Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.

1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade

After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.

by Nick D October 29, 2003

lemme

Lemme is an abreviation of "let me". Although used mostly in text, this vocal verbatim is a key component of the language of modern youths. Since the pronounciation of "let me" requires too many syllables, lemme has become an accepted form of expressing this action.

lemme call you back.

by Matthew Brady May 13, 2005

mr lemmon

a person or charecter of pure awsomeness!

hey i know him he was a mr lemmon

that charecter mr lemmon was just really awsome

by mr lemmon June 28, 2009