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Lancing

Lancing is a large town in the south of england, 20 minutes from Brighton that is now home to a huge amount of chavs that live on one of many neighboring council estates. Rife with drugs and crime, a trip to one of these estates may be your last, as might a trip to somerfield as they congregate outside it of an evening. The only area able to escape this invasion is North Lancing, an area full of expensive houses and lovely quiet roads. Disturbingly, this is where a lot of Lancing's chavs live and probably where the LSM Crew (Lancing Sompting Massive)yes, really, was formed. All of the chavs from Lancing go to Boundstone Community College, where 99% of the students there have fallen victim to the chav epidemic.
Typical Lancing teenager:

'Oiii Chaz wana go sit outside Somerfield? Well bangin im well 'ardcore'
by Emo Ranger November 6, 2008
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lanciao

Obscene terms for penis
someone used to betray
LANCIAO kia, u betray me!!!!!!!
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laying a Brick

When one takes a poo in a public place usually for comic value or on an enemy's property as a form of revenge, leaving the victem with a warm, smelly, steamy, some times wet deposit depending on what the donor had for dinner the night previous to the insodent.
John: Dude, Richie's really geting on my nerves

Geo: Try laying a brick on his shity wee flat

John: Custy M8
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Laycation

Taking time off work or school to travel somewhere for the sole purpose of hooking up with some booty
Wow work is really stressin me out, I totally need to go on a Laycation and visit my girls in Toronto and New York!
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Laycie

Laycie is the most epic person and will absolutely tank at any video game because she has no aim at all. She tries her hardest to be nice but sometimes her attitude comes through. Laycie's are usually pretty short in height. But they don't give a fuck. In fact she usually enjoys short jokes. Laycie really doesn't give a fuck about what other people think and will continue to do whatever batshit crazy thing they desire. However, Laycie has no balls whatsoever and can't handle any form confrontation at all. She will want to beat ur ass but she's to short so she'll just sit there and smile.
Bob: laycie ur fucking weird
Laycie: I'm aware
Bob: aight cool
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Laying a Slug

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.
"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.
by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009
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