Throat laundry

The act of regurgitating regurgitated substances ie vomiting vomit back into somebody's mouth. To swallow someone's vomit and then puke it back into their mouth. Can go on ad-infinitum until the full cycle is done.

See "Two girls, one cup/finger"

Please note, a throat laundry would not appear on the high street but if it did, it would be managed by Dot Rotten.

by Sprouts on the side May 27, 2010

Doing Laundry

Code name for smoking weed so you are not to reveal your true intentions to other bystanders that may be listening to the conversation

"Hey Mr. Laundry, are you Doing Laundry?" "Sure, do you wanna do a quick rinse cycle or a full load?"

by The OG Laundry Man May 2, 2018

free laundry

Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.

Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."

by Jako Kot September 30, 2008

Doing The Laundry

To front load your cock and also balls into a women’s vagina and spin, while experiencing whiskey dick or erectile disfunction.

I drank so much last night me and my girlfriend started doing the laundry

by YeetThyMeat January 20, 2021

lazy laundry

When you wear dirty clothes for weeks cause your to lazy to wash clothes OR when you wash clothes and leave them in the basket for weeks cause your to lazy to put them up.

I've been living off of lazy laundry for 2 weeks.

by writtenanonymously October 23, 2014

3am laundry

3AM laundry is when you pretend you are doing laundry but are really masturbating.

Lauren: hey im away to do laundry
Harry: its 3am, is this like your 2am shower
Lauren: yep
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "3am Laundry"

by hss91 May 26, 2014

wet laundry

when every thing seems to be false

Its all wet laundry,everything in the file is made-up.

by kaep September 30, 2008