Lorenzo

Lorenzo a man with a humongous penis and a huge giant brain, sometimes hes dominant but most time hes submissive

woah looks its lorenzos huge penis

by anonymous September 22, 2022

Lorenzo

A half Spanish half Belgian gaylord that likes to be raped in the butt.

“You want to be raped by me? OH YES I’m such a Lorenzo!”

by anoniem123’bv December 31, 2021

Lorenzo

An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.

Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo

by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 7, 2021

Lorenzo

Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened

jared: Yo isnt that Lorenzo shouldnt he be in jail right now?

sarah: Omg yeah it is i hate lorenzo

by scooty mcscotty February 6, 2022

Lorenzo

A really nice, handsome, fit guy with a massive cock.

Girl on omegle: Are you Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: Yes
Girl on omegle: You're a fucking cracker

by florain February 7, 2022

lorenzo

the most amazing bf you can ever have, he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet even tho he’s weird sometimes

“hey do you know lorenzo”
“yeah he’s chloe’s bf”
“wow he seems so cool”

by ~chloe~ September 22, 2021

Lorenzo

The kind of guy who’ll lead you on and reject you three times every time but you’re too stupid to realize it because you’re a sad in love individual.

Friend A: I just got rejected by Lorenzo again
Friend B: dude are you dumb?

by FlowerGirlMia July 17, 2021