Cliterature

Erotic novels.

Johnny: What can I do to get you off?
Taylor: Read me some of that good cliterature bitch boy.

by Just Osmosis Jones October 1, 2017

urbanary literate

Someone who actually uses the Urban Dictionary's word of the day, and then expects everyone else to know what they are talking about.

OMG THAT IS SO *insert word of the day here*!!!
Why is everyone staring at me?! I'm simply urbanary literate!

by nightlover November 3, 2012

Cliterature

Literature that informs the art of cunnilingus and augments all other forms of pussy hysteria

As she howled with delight, he thought of how blessed he had become after reading all that cliterature.

by Zelcrondo May 8, 2022

e-literate

computer illiterate

that old guy is completely e-literate

by The Options June 26, 2008

cliterature

Genre of fiction dealing primarily with the romantic and social lives of high-powered career women, usually set in New York City. Originated with Candace Bushnell's novel, "Sex and the City," which was soon followed by the Shopaholic series as well as numerous other imitations. The genre is more commonly and politely referred to as chick lit.

"Ever since she got 'Shopaholic' for her birthday, my mom's been obsessed with cliterature. It's so creepy."

by Meagan L. April 19, 2006

Gliterature

1) Writing that pretends to be literature.

2) Any writings not worthy of being remembered.
3) A literary culture that believes pop-culture references in throw-away books to be of significant literary value.

"Did you read the latest Patterson novel? He's my favorite gliterary author."

"I think Lee Child writes the best gliterature. The character Jack Reacher will probably be remembered and talked about for the next two years."

by zber August 28, 2009

sub-literate

means the same as obliterate.

man, am I gonna sub-literate those working classes today.

by millerthegorilla January 29, 2009