Kristian

A small dick man, who doesn't respect women, and is short as hell also walks funny, tries to be nonchalant but is really a loser

person 1: omg he is so short und ugly person 2: yeah he's defenitely a Kristian.

by karie_girl April 3, 2025

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a cute as boyfriend that loves u no matter what happens and then u think that he think u like someone else but really u have fallen more deeply in love with him then you think

him: "whos that?"
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"

him: "ok.."

by ok fineeee September 14, 2020

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Commonly mistaken for Tristan, Kristian's are known for harbouring an alter ego which comes out every time they pass a mirror. Although you must beware as they are known scone snatchers!! They are also Grandmas favourite cousin, but only issue is ... she thinks its Tristan.

Is that Tristan?
No!!
Sorry I mean Kristian!

by Granny54321 March 21, 2023

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