kris moment

when you say something sexy

-*orangutan noises*
-that is such a kris moment

by punciskris January 6, 2022

Kris Dunne

A professional singer/songwriter/producer/internet sensation/influencer/adult model/full time cutie Kris Dunne AKA PeePeeBalls was born in Mexico raised in Compton and currently resides in your moms bed. He’s a cold ass mother and you best not step to him. He is currently one of the most notorious men in Hollywood and can make or break your career so if he asks you to suck it then suck it.

Guy one: hey, are you done with the Spanish work?
Kris Dunne: I’ve always been Dunne.
Guy one: so you did it?
Kris Dunne: no i didn’t do it why don’t you go out and get some bitches or better yet do your own work lazy ass.

by I 💔 dilfs March 12, 2022

Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

Kris out

1. To be overly irrational and emotional

2. Unstable and dangerous

“Whoa there little lady, don’t Kris out on me”

by Sufferinsilence March 10, 2021

Kris-Annie

she is beautiful ,kind sweet and smart. She is good in bed and if u date her and don't treat right you will make a sad mistake.

Kris-Annie is an angel made in haven

by jhhfhdw July 7, 2022

Kris Kross

Some dumb kids who like to jump around and wear their clothes backwards.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Kris Sims

Kris Sims was known as one of the most famous gay porn stars in the late 1980's. He did such films as Sausage Pizza 36: Extra Sausage With That. And Butt hole Surfers 6

Hey Jim, you're gay aint you?? well why don;t you check out Kris Sims then??

by cpisano2747 March 15, 2009