sex knight

A knight, out on the battlefield, in full plate mail, with his cock out.

Holy shit, King Arthur is giving the mushroom tat! What a sex knight!

by TopKnot June 18, 2009

Knights of the road

Tramps who line our streets drinking such delights as Special Brew, Tennants Super or White Ace cider. Usually sporting an unkempt beard and a fresh open wound from falling over drunk. Often stink of their own piss and shout manic abuse at innocent passers-by.

"His drinking is getting out of hand, if he carries on like this he'll be one of the Knights of the Road before he knows it."

by Robbie K October 10, 2006

Shadow Knight

a Knight who practices in Evil magic, and a lover of Darkness.

Oppisite of a Paladin

by private October 30, 2003

Hollow Knight

he deserves love he did nothing wrong,also known as pure vessel,wich is him but uninfected and with his right arm

Hollow Knight did nothing wrong

by kinekosogayhegay June 19, 2020

alt knight

the fearless warrior who brought a beat down to the SJWs during the Berkeley riots of 2017. aka: Based Stick Man

Jim: Did you see the alt knight beat the fags of antifa with his stick during the riots?

Timmy: Yeah hes so based. wish I had balls as massive as his.

by MAGAbaby March 28, 2017

knights doppler

Best defined by a special reporter from the group Fairness in Media, as reported on The Onion: "An ancient cabal of powerful weather fanatics operating outside any government." They are also known as the Cloud Elders.

Snow in June? Must be the work of the Knights Doppler.

by MallowTheCloud February 3, 2009

the dark knight

the sequel to Batman Begins, currently due for release July 18, 2008.

The Dark Knight's villain will be the Joker.

by Adrian May 8, 2007