Kevin 

A very salty sister

Greg: There’s Kevin

Jimmy: He is a salty sister
Greg: Lol

Kevin by A very Salty sis May 10, 2019

Kevin 

A small self centered son of a bitch whose father is meaner than a junkyard dog, and he uses Great Value Shampoo which clearly isn’t used enough because of his awful dandruff. He also eats cheese with ass but don’t worry about him choking on it with his ass because it’s already spread out enough from dick riding shit dick Deje all day long

Kevin is a little Irish son of a bitch with an drunken asshole of a father

Kevin by Jordi El Niño August 3, 2019

Kevin 

Kevin is the type of person to run around saying ariba ariba, he tries to not act like that, yet he still does. He's sarcastic and lazy and just eats plain foods like rice. Hes funny and tries to make people laugh.
Hes the stereotypical Mexican.

"Wow i can't believe Kevin said that today."

Kevin by REEEEE KID August 10, 2019

Kevin 

Has abnormally large titties for the male species. and lactated a lot. likes hairy men, especially with the name Bara. Is very thicc and loves to impregonate ears and teddy bears as his fetish.

woah those titties look like they belong to kim K. must be a Kevin

Kevin by kevin’stiddies October 19, 2019

Kevin 

Kevin is a dangerous 26 year old man from Cork, Ireland. Kevin is a puppeteer who controls all who breathe from the shadows. Kevin has been credited for solving the murder of the mayor named Boner of the town of Penis. The only reason Kevin solved the murder was so that he could gain the trust of the United States government.

Soon Kevin will take over

Kevin by junangulas July 24, 2020

kevin 

Kevin. Someone who is a friend but is two-faced. He acts like he is cool with you, then turns to the pot head smoking next door neighbors and smokes with them. Afterwards they'd get together and mess with your mothers vehicle, pouring all different kinds of vile things all over. Just because she yelled at them for being pigs. Kevin - A piece of turd.
Kevin - The guy who is bald and looks like Mr. Clean. Kevin - A racist asshole. Kevin- Someone who cleans up after others, and buys things for them.

1) Hey look is that Kevin! <Looks to dog crap on the floor>
2) GET OUT OF HERE YOU P.O.S!! KEVIN
3) Hey look it's Mr. Clean he's come to take out Jordans trash!

kevin by unitedwestand December 9, 2008

Kevin 

if you say anything to kevin, he will probably harass you everyday. if you call him a thot he will block you cause he is a little bitch who probably likes a bitch named tiff stir fry. he is gay and stupid and gay oh wait did I say gay already whoops.

he will probably harass your friends for no reason and ship you with literally anyone. if you send a picture of Tyrone to him he will probably be scared because he is racist.

every kevin is extremely homophobic but also gay at the same time except kevin g from mean girls, now he is a legend.

oh also all kevin’s are virgin,
except..
Kevin g from mean girls 😎

me: oh hi kevin
kevin: hahahaha ur gay I bet u watch yaoi and also ur gay. Hahahaha I’m a virgin

Kevin by white.obama December 28, 2019