Kenneth

The most asian of all the Asians, better than the rest of the Kenneths, most Kenneth of all the Kenneths

Kenneth is such an asian

by TheMafiaBakery July 8, 2017

Kenneth

A slang term for Ketamine

Hey Andy, will Kenneth be at the party tonight?

by Ketmister August 2, 2006

William Kenneth Regan III

A man descending from a regal family lineage of male prostitutes who only offers his services to hermaphrodites reaching a maximum height of 3'2" and are completely hairless like Mr. Bigglesworth (cat from Austin Powers, Dr. Evils pet). Not frequently understood is the fact that this act is highly praised and respected throughout The Land of Genital Warts.

Yo Bro, if only I could live like a "William Kenneth Regan III" for a day my life would be complete!

by Happy Birthday Will, Love KC&Lindsey November 25, 2007

Kenneth

A person, usually a fraternity guy that frequently knocks on sorority doors at all hours of the night. Kenneth is apt to: show up unannounced at any hour typically under heavy intoxication, wander around aimlessly in and out of rooms, lock himself in bathrooms, and generally cause antics that, while inappropriate, are generally hilarious and amusing.

"Omg Kenneth knocked on our door last night and woke me up!"

"Last night a guy stopped by drunk to use our bathroom. What a Kenneth!"

by EmmaTurnbull1867 April 13, 2010

kenneth

To be gay or to be "Brokeback"

"Dude, dont be kenneth about it"
"I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"

by Funky Rider November 22, 2006

A Kenneth

Guy who tell's everyone he gets pussy, but then to find out he get's no pussy and is scared to show his face and gets rejected by every girl.

Buddy you're the literally definition of A Kenneth

by HaverDasher January 14, 2020

kenneth jackson

Very talented. Certain about everything. Has anger issues, sometimes, but often laid back. Once you get him mad there is no calming him down. Lovable, caring, dependable, and independent.

Talented kenneth jackson

by Kid Turnt-Up December 23, 2013