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Kade is such a cute girl and she is smart and funny and loves sushi and hates chinks.
Wow she’s so cute! I bet her name is Kade!
by anonymous September 28, 2023
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Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.
Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck
by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021
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The most annoying whore in the world he’s a friggen virgin and he plays too much fortnite
Kade is a freaking weirdo but low key kinda funny ha ha he he
by Ilodoyodo September 26, 2019
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Kade is the most handsome cutest boy ever to exist and is the best boyfriend ever. I love him so much and he's all that I need. I will forever love him and he is my favorite person. He's Blonde, tall, amazing personality with brown eyes. He has the most amazing smile and he is super cute and adorable. Kade always makes me laugh and cheers me up when I'm sad or mad. He will forever be in my heart and I love him so much. He is super strong and athletic and he means the world to me. Talking to him always makes my day amazing and he knows how to brighten everyone up!
Hi kade
Kade is amazing
by 🫀🫀🫀 February 26, 2023
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A tall piece of shit. but in a loving way. He will fight for his friends and is low key a fag. Gets too attached to people he loves and eventually ends up driving them away bc he sucks. Dirty Blonde hair, blue-green eyes, smokes too much weed, talks shit on white people even tho he is white. Kade is a huge ass chismoso but is good at keeping secrets if u need him to. Sweet but a dick at the same time. Too dirty of a mind thats definitely lost him friends. He makes weird obscure references and has adhd to the extent that coffee calms him. Kades loyal to his partner no matter what bc he's been hurt before and wants to hold onto people he loves (ik its clingy don't make me say it) He also has an unhealthy amount of Oakland Athletics hats (idk why)
Person 1: Woah did u hear Kade hotboxed a room at the school?
Person 2: Yeah he won't stfu abt it sometimes I think he needs to chill with the stories cuz its to the point i think some of them fake
by THERINTHEROGUE May 4, 2022
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One of the greatest people you will ever meet. Highly attractive with an athletic build and large muscles. Very good at sports and physical challenges. A bit of a show off sometimes but its all in good fun. Loves his girl more than anything and would do anything for her. Brown hair, blue-green eyes and an amazing smile. Loves to tease and joke with his friends and the people close to him. Always down for a good time and loves to party
Kade is so athletic and hot..
by Kanye western February 16, 2022
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I was really a Kade when I heard trump speak
by Tiger612 May 9, 2019
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