Kris Gomez

A Cuban Not cockasian at all pretty dark just like his soul. He gets ugly named girls and the one for him is better. He is very awkward and sometimes deserves a slap and Richelleeeeeee is probably fat and ugly. Kris is also a baseball boy the ugliest of them all and he has a shrimp

That guy kris gomez is a hoe

by Haha croquetita the jodiste April 5, 2019

Kris Vance

A dairy farmer donegal native, so clearly the coolest man alive. Can fix your car or fix you a canadian club and dry. A speed demon. Comepetitive, has to come first, always. Self proclaimed Adonis. Will only stand you up once. His mammy says hes nice.

Kris vance the man, the legend.

by Shiiivvvvvyyyy October 7, 2019

Kris-Annie

she is beautiful ,kind sweet and smart. She is good in bed and if u date her and don't treat right you will make a sad mistake.

Kris-Annie is an angel made in haven

by jhhfhdw July 7, 2022

kris hit

The very last hit that is used by checking to make sure that there is nothing left in the bowl .

Be careful there is a Kris hit left.

by Kgw August 7, 2017

Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

Kris Kross

Some dumb kids who like to jump around and wear their clothes backwards.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Kris Sims

Kris Sims was known as one of the most famous gay porn stars in the late 1980's. He did such films as Sausage Pizza 36: Extra Sausage With That. And Butt hole Surfers 6

Hey Jim, you're gay aint you?? well why don;t you check out Kris Sims then??

by cpisano2747 March 15, 2009