jumbo bologna pony

when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.

This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.

by DJ Squid November 20, 2004

Land a jumbo jet

A person whose eyes are so far apart that you can land a jumbo jet on her face.

Kate Moss has a face you can land a jumbo jet on, SJP has the nose in which to pull it up!

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

flying jumbo nuts

when you throw a naked man with inflamed testicles off a particularly high building for no particular reason.

i love to see flying jumbo nuts when im sad, it always makes me happy.

by fubar is not wiggles as he is February 21, 2010

Jumbo jet time

7:47 on digital clock, as in Boeing 747 jumbo jet aeroplane

It's 7:47, that's jumbo jet time!

by CatTay April 2, 2020

Crazy jumbo jet

Taking a big shit from the top of ladder and lading that jumbo turd on your boyfriends arse crack

Paul is so gay, his boyfriend loves landing his crazy jumbo jet on the runway

by Stinkers August 15, 2017

jumbo kosher dill

A well-endowed Vulcan's penis. The term "kosher" can be correctly used as the Vulcans follow a vegetarian diet that conforms to kosher law.

Kirk was pleased to see that beneath his uniform, Spock had quite the jumbo kosher dill.

by Admiral Snackbar July 4, 2004