Hewwo its me Joshua :D, im 16 rn but I just wanted to leave my mark. I wonder how many people of the future will find this ^-^, anyway sub to my YT channel Seven (if yt is still a thing djsj)
by Itsdasevo September 10, 2020
'Joshua', Really means 'Joshy', an off the rails ex might call you Joshua to try be funny but deep down they know its really the word that says it all: cool, handsom, strong, funny bloke, just an all round good bloke. 'joshy'.
Maybe if i call him joshua he might correct me and then we can talk 😍
Every joshua has a cute joshy under the surface
Ive ran out of things to talk about with this cute guy oh no! Wait! I know, ill call him joshua see if i get a comeback!
Joshua is such a good.. ohh bloody auto correct ha! Joshy**
Every joshua has a cute joshy under the surface
Ive ran out of things to talk about with this cute guy oh no! Wait! I know, ill call him joshua see if i get a comeback!
Joshua is such a good.. ohh bloody auto correct ha! Joshy**
by Jvaderr July 01, 2019
Joshua is the biggest dickhead you'll ever meet. He thinks he's so bad because he's the only child and that he's goes to special school but really he's just a gay motherfucker. He also thinks and admits that he's taken illegal drugs but really hes never even tried a cigarette in his life. If you ever run into a tall, blond-ish, 6'2 boy that maybe shopping with his mum and dad, keep walking... TRUST ME DADDY!!
Joshua: It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'M GANGSTA!! lemme light up ma zoot.
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!
by theyhateretro March 09, 2020
girl 1: oh great it's that dude again... prepare to be flexed on by someone with a smaller dick than you, and listen to him go on about how he could "beat up jackson in a fight"
girl 2: what are you talking about?
girl 1:it's joshua.
girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...
girl 2: what are you talking about?
girl 1:it's joshua.
girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...
by I like you not June 13, 2020
A boy who has anger issues and desperately craves approval from others. Likely to degrade any relationship in your life that isn’t with him because he is so full of himself. A good heart badly executed damaging the good relationships that come along for him. Often times a Brit.
by Xoxoyourstruly June 17, 2018
A total prick when it comes to relationships always leads on girls and fucks them over don’t get a Joshua
by Dainty lips January 04, 2019
a mystical creature that is a loner and only can tell us lame jokes. He tries to play basketball but, he is not good at all.
by JOshhuuuuuuuuuuuuuupa October 02, 2019