Beef joint

1) A cut of beef that one may choose to eat with Sunday lunch.

2) The little hot bit towards the end, when smoking marijuana, that sometimes burns your lips.

3) A chubby elbow or knee (etc).

"Be a babe, and nip up to LidL to fetch us a beef joint for dinner"

"That beef just burned my fucking lips"

"Rosie, you seriously need to hit the gym and work off those beef joints".

by hoodwinkhenpeck March 4, 2013

Scuzz Joint

A {spliff} which is rolled from scraping out everything you can from a grinder, often done when {skint} or out of weed.

I'm skint mate, had to roll a Scuzz Joint.

by Welbelovin April 9, 2019

Jelli Joint

Jelli Joint- A red vine packed with marijuana then smoked for pleasure.

Robbie- Hey Robbie let's go smoke a Jelli joint

Nate- Alright. I'll get the red vines.

by Jelly the inventor September 21, 2013

Jail Joint

Joints which are commonly smoked in jail. These joints consist of ussaly .1gs of marajuana.

John: I'm so good at rolling
Paul: Can you roll jail joints?
John: Ya even those small suckers

by jailjoint June 29, 2009

wolverine joint

The wolverine joint is a cunning invention of the 21st century. It is made by rolling 3 joints, and making a sub/roachinator. Instead of making a hole for one joint, you make a hole for all 3. If made correctly, it should look exactly like the wolverine claws from the movie.

Jake: How about you put all 3 joints in that bottle
Spencer: Sure thing, I'll make us a wolverine joint
Mat: This is straight whole milk
Ryan: "Cough" "cough" "cough"

by Spencer the human April 25, 2014

Joint Body

'Joint Body' was common slang used by members of law enforcement, especially those working undercover to identify and snuff out ex-cons and former felons. The term refers to the physique that an ex-con yields while being in the "joint." This coupled with a certain strut, or walk on the outside making themselves appear strong and confident. The "body" portion refers to the lean muscle mass an ex-con accumulates while in the "joint," via lifting weights.

"I can spot a joint body coming from a mile away."

by Nicholas Lee Burke August 21, 2009

joint ops

When you and one or more friends pool money together to purchase shared marijuana at a discounted price. Not to be confused with the military term or the game.

Hey man, my guy just got a shipment of dank wanna pull a joint op?

Cornelius and I are poor so when we purchase cannabis we do joint ops.

by SinesterSquirrel June 7, 2011