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Joint pain

The pain experienced when you arrive at the airport with your pre-rolled joint, but you don't have time to smoke it before you go through security and thus have to throw it in the garbage.
"So how was your flight?"
-"It was terrible"
"Why?"
"Joint pain"
by Lurifaks9000 May 24, 2023
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joint inflamation

When the body’s immune system releases chemicals that swell in a joint
Admin:can you not prop minge
Bubgames:I have joint inflamation
by Gabe itches n harry bals December 3, 2023
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Joint squatter

The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.

Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter
by NotsoA September 6, 2025
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Joint hogging

The act of holding onto a joint way too long, puffing it multiple times, and refusing to pass it around the circle.

Minimum of 3 hits in a row or keeping it for over 1 minute qualifies an individual to be a jointhogger.
Yo Noddy pass the Joint already, you’re joint hogging again!Fuckin Drugger is a Shaolin smoker.
by NotsoA September 8, 2025
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Coffee joint

Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.
I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.

Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020
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Zombie Joint

A joint that you have put inside of a typical metal pipe, then smoke out of the pipe until the whole joint is douched in resin. Can smoke up to an hour.
Zombie joints have a really scary high
by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016
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