Alberta Jellyfish

A used condom found floating in a lake or river.

Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!

by damar1985 September 15, 2009

Oklahoma Jellyfish

A used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of Oklahoma.

Billy-Bob: "Hey, d'you go fishin' down yonder't tha river?"
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."

by Horse Nipple August 11, 2009

dirty jellyfish

during sexual intercourse you fill your mates anus with jam or jelly after this has been done he/she stands up and aims her anus directly into your mouth and proceeds do deficate jelly and all.

sexdumbdirty jellyfish

by sexy boy82 November 26, 2009

jellyfish handjob

A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.

My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

shower jellyfish

Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.

I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.

I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.

by pcb1 July 19, 2011

jellyfish queen

A hot, young girl who is puking at a party.

Wow, Diane o'Banion sure blew chunks in that stall after the party. What a jellyfish queen!

by Spacemannn June 2, 2018

Jellyfish in a chokehold

Holding in a very wet defacation.

dude I'm hold a wicked nasty jellyfish in a chokehold

by Lucky18 January 26, 2011